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View deals for Morongo Casino Resort Spa, including fully refundable rates with free cancellation. Guests enjoy the pool. Cabazon Outlets is minutes away. WiFi is free, and this resort also features 3 outdoor pools and 11 restaurants. Featuring a safety deposit box, lift and a newsstand, Morongo Casino Resort Spa is set 3.4 km from Malki Museum in Cabazon. You will find valet parking, 24 hour front desk assistance and dry cleaning service at the Venue too. The casino at the Morongo Casino Resort Spa spans over 148,000 sq ft and contains several thousand slot machines and table games. There is a high limit room that has numerous televisions and provides. Featuring a safety deposit box, lift and a newsstand, Morongo Casino Resort Spa is set 3.4 km from Malki Museum in Cabazon. You will find valet parking, 24 hour front desk assistance and dry cleaning service at the Venue too. Cabazon Dinosaurs is less than 2.7 km away. Located in hills, the accommodation provides good access to Casino. Morongo Casino Resort Spa - Adults Only features a full-service spa, 3 outdoor swimming pools, a lazy river, and a waterslide. Dining is available at one of the resort's 11 restaurants and guests can grab.
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Just when you thought you've heard everything, comes this delicious piece of comedy...
Neil Jorgensen, employee at Riverside Casino in Iowa, was given a gift of one free night in the casino's hotel for his one year anniversary of employment. Jorgensen took them up on the offer, chowing down at one of the restaurants then headed upstairs to his room. Mr. Jorgensen then decided to call the hotel manager to arrange a hooker. When they declined, he phoned another nearby resort and ordered some room service poontang.
When hotel employees were dispatched to Jorgensens room to ask him to stop inquiring about hookers, he answered the door in the nude. Needless to say, he was fired the next day when he showed up for work.
The advertisement is that it's just like Las Vegas, so I thought I was in Las Vegas.
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